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Feb 26th

17,953 notes

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Feb 16th

2 tags

Jan 27th

1 note

Jan 25th

1 tag

Conan O'Brien's last night

:-(

Jan 23rd

The syllabus for my first class is ridiculous

So many different points and bonus points. It’s like a fucking game show

Jan 13th

Donovan - “Catch the Wind”

Dec 13th

Dec 3rd

Dec 1st

Verizon Wireless is a POS and I hate them.

They just released the Motorola Droid online. Problem is, only new customers can buy it. The Droid-specific part of the site HAS an upgrade option WITH pricing for the phone if you upgrade, but it only allows you to upgrade to phones that are not the Droid or the Eris. The NEW CUSTOMER section of the website, however, is allowing NEW CUSTOMERS to buy it. This is just a shitty way to treat your...

Nov 6th

1 note

Nov 3rd

Kmart

Friend: what the fuck were you doing in a K mart?
Me: I don't know
Friend: every K mart I've ever been in looked like it was about to collapse into itself
Friend: K mart is the new Big Lots
Friend: and Big Lots is basically a yard sale now

Oct 30th

This is the end

With the onset of my period, the week that boys show interest in me is over. Oh well, better luck next fall I s’pose. I need to work on a way to make this happen more than once a year.

Oct 26th

Hungry

I got a Bourbon Grille Steak sub from quiznos with extra pickles and 3 chocolate bars. I think I’m about to start my period. **Edit** Oh, and I cried a little during a rerun of Desperate Housewives. I just feel very strange right now.

Oct 25th

“Don’t Blame Your Daughter...

Oct 25th

Oct 23rd

Oct 17th

10,534 notes

Oh man

nilladreams: I went with my dad to Goodwill to buy some movies and the girl at the checkout was someone I went to high school with. She looked at me, pointed to my dad, and asked, “Is that your boyfriend?” Oh man, I bugged out. I couldn’t even say anything. That’s a new one for me. My dad laughed and said, “I’m her father.” To which I was shaking my head vehemently. The guy in front of us, who...

Oct 17th

New beginnings? Maybe

I was on myspace looking for someone I found in the interworld, and I realized that I didn’t want to stay in touch with most, if not all, of the “friends” I had on there. I’ve only used it to look for people and bands in the past 1-2 years, only posted 1 comment in the past 10 months, and that’s because someone I don’t get to talk to very often had a baby. I was...

Oct 5th

A "really good question" in Paleontology,...

What did dinosaurs with really short arms do with their really short arms? I think they were for hugs

Oct 2nd

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Sep 26th

Sep 18th

2 notes

1 tag

I really know how to pick em...

There has to be a higher quality of men who show interest in me. Please lord jesus let there be. The only guy that’s flirted with me in the past, oh I don’t know, 2 months has been a straight-turned-recently bisexual guy whose girlfriend was sitting directly in front of him at the time. Either I need to get my ass out there and find someone who isn’t a creep, or I am destined to...

Sep 17th

Sep 11th

“Telling people they’re going to kill a family member. That’s...”

– Ann Coulter, being a shit stain as usual on Geraldo at Large

Aug 31st

Aug 24th

56 notes

Aug 6th

Aug 2nd

“I’m So Excited” just came on shuffle and it is the EXACT opposite of the mood I’m in. However, I am still powerless to resist the urge to dance

Aug 2nd

Wait just a second *self-important post*

I know I’m not particularly amazing, even though I think I am sometimes, but how was I not good enough to get this guy over his ex? He’s not anything special to look at, and he was obviously not a good boyfriend. I guess my pride is hurt along with my feelings (I thought we were hitting it off quite well). I probably shouldn’t have overreacted and told him I wasn’t going to...

Jul 24th

I lost a romantic interest but gained a bottle of...

These things even out.

Jul 23rd

Jul 19th

96 notes

Jul 10th

“We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office. ...”

– Chapter 26, My Immortal

Jul 10th

I spent practically all day talking to a guy I met a few days ago. Definitely crushing on him. The best thing is we’re similar but different enough that it could POSSIBLY WORK OUT! (been having trouble with that) I’m going to bed in a great mood for the second night in a row. Good night, tumblr!

Jul 10th

Jul 9th

36 notes

Jul 1st

3 assholes

1: You’ve been blowing me off for weeks. Don’t get pissed off because I ignore you back. I’m really not intentionally mean that often, but you’ve turned into a asshole. I can’t believe how much closer we were BEFORE I met you in person. 2: Witty and cute you may be, but you are truly an asshole sometimes. I don’t know why it makes me so happy to talk to you. ...

Jul 1st

Yodeling Dominatrix on America's Got Talent

She is faaaabulous.

Jul 1st

nillawafer: Dance Anthem of the 80s by Regina...

Jun 30th

The only guy who hasn't blown me off tonight just...

Jun 28th