3 assholes
1:
You’ve been blowing me off for weeks. Don’t get pissed off because I ignore you back. I’m really not intentionally mean that often, but you’ve turned into a asshole. I can’t believe how much closer we were BEFORE I met you in person.
2:
Witty and cute you may be, but you are truly an asshole sometimes. I don’t know why it makes me so happy to talk to you.
3:
I don’t know why every guy I talk to is suddenly an asshole, but it seems you have followed suit. You were a giant dickhead the other night. I’ve already given you too many chances, so don’t expect any sort of contact until you apologize (which you won’t because you’re a selfish, insecure moron).
